At the True Love Store

Words & Music by Christopher Kent

Are you looking for love? Do you feel incomplete?
Do you lie awake thinking ‘bout the guy you’d like to meet?
Well, listen up, I’ve got something to say:
You’re at the true love store, and it’s your lucky day!

I always knew my heart was saleable
It wants to know if you’re available
It’s a one-time offer from the true love store
But wait! There’s more…
Call right now in the next ten minutes
My heart’s on the line and you can win it
It’s an opportunity you won’t want to miss
It’s not every day you find a deal like this

At the true love store
We’ve got the one that you’ve been looking for
At the true love store
A whole new world of love for you to explore
At the true love store, you know it’s true
We’ve got the one who’s just the one for you

Now I can tell that you’ve been burned before
You didn’t shop at the true love store
You paid the price, but didn’t get what you desired
He broke your heart just when the warranty expired
But don’t you worry, no don’t you fret
You haven’t checked out this special deal yet
My heart’s on my sleeve, so you can be sure
It’s 100 percent natural and 99 percent pure

At the true love store
We’ve got the one that you’ve been looking for
At the true love store
You can afford to be a connoisseur
At the true love store, you know it’s true
We’ve got the one who’s just the one for you

I will never break your heart or make you cry
So don’t delay, call right away, operators are standing by

At the true love store
We’ve got the one that you’ve been looking for
At the true love store
No need to settle for “the guy du jour”
At the true love store, you know it’s true
We’ve got the one who’s just the one for you

Copyright 2011 by Christopher Kent. All rights reserved.