Kinky

Words & Music by Christopher Kent

When I woke up this morning I was dressed in your clothes
You had me tied to the bed from my head to my toes
You were dressed in black leather
You were sharpening your whip
And I could not help smiling when you tightened your grip
I said,
You’re kinky!
You’re pretty kinky, uh-huh —
Kinky!

Well I used to be careful not to step out of line
Pushed any colorful desires to the back of my mind
I signed up my self-respect for early removal
I was so busy waiting for somebody’s approval

Oh, I was kinky
Living like that is pretty kinky
Uh-huh — Kinky!

Well you can make funny faces
You can dye your hair green
You can live like a virgin or completely obscene
You can talk to the spirits
You can talk to your plants
You can wait for the UFO’s while you’re reading True Romance
You can dress like Liberace
You can talk like Lenny Bruce
You can think like Albert Einstein
You can think like Dr. Seuss!
You know, some are gonna say that you’re crazy,
But some are gonna say you’re smart!
And after all, it doesn’t really matter
As long as it comes from your heart!

So let’s be kinky!
EVERYBODY!  Kinky!
Yeah, we’re all pretty kinky!
KINKY!

© 1980  by Christopher Kent/Dragonheart Music. All rights reserved.